Type of girls i have met!

So!!! After the first few weeks trying to Avoid getting the Koodies from girls(Alright i admit i tried to get close to them)...I Brendan! Have finally finished my research and the consequences were bad! I smell like a girl now! :O..lol NOT!

Well Alright back to the Topic! The first type of girls i did see where the one's that flirt with almost anyone...And yes it goes with the teachers too! And damn! Those teachers really get horny! You can't see it in their faces though...Serious buggers :P...I KNOW YOU SOME TEACHERS! no need to hide lo :)

Well,This this type of girls gross me out! Alright sometimes it doesn't ;)...But yeah! they got no respect for themselves! Get a life girls! I got one and It's awesome...I got a dog,My comp and i'm happy! See,I got a life :P *walks away*

And next we got the lovely Nerds and Geeks! I gotta admit! Some of them are Hot! *melts*/...Literally!...But i really get pissed off when they speak those Alien Language to me! SPEAK ENGLISH DAMMIT!...I remember one of them asked me 'what is 103-90+12(81)-46? What the heck is that?! Is that some new language or something?!!! *dies*

* resurrects*..Alright remembered i was Still writing...And we got the jocks! Yes those girls are my type *does googly eyes*..But it wasn't so *blush*...Those girls are Thick as wall! And they speak like guys...i think some even grow A moustache...Alright to much Info!..Move forward!! A tip for you guys like me! Never arm wrestle with them...Ever!...To risky ;)

And we got the shy one's...The one's which i think i got a shot with muahahahahahah...But i rather not! *zips mouth*..What are they thinking there in thier minds..!! They might be thinking of Raping me or something else to me...Better stay back *moves away*

And we got Missy Popular!...Hmm don't know what's so special about them!..No guys following them,No cares about them!...Oh wait! yes,their miss popular...Wannabees!..We don't have Missy popular's here...cause over here they are to modest...NOT!...It's because most guys are going for that miss hotty Miss tan! Oh yeah! Guys drool for her...But to bad she's getting married...WAKAKAKAKA...the pain they endured! Get her future hubby guys! Push him off ship or something! Hump is leg or something! Anything! :))))

Well that's all the girls so far i have found out of! Catch my next post soon! Enjoy!

School should be more in the future by now!

So,I'm back with another post...Alright don't we just hate having to sit down and listen to some old teacher talking...and talking...and talking *yawns*..and so on!...If it was some hot chick! i wouldn't mine though haha! Alright losing myself abit there..! :P..Having to sit down and listen doesn't help especially for us jocks! no offense nerds! :)...Schools gotta to realise that talking doesn't help! it makes things less uneasy! Waking up in the morning is already an Effort! don't make it tougher on us!..We hate sleeping in class(Well actually we do)...But Don't you teachers hate us sleeping like.errrmmm...Just look up! :D

So if you want us to look this:





AND NOT LIKE THIS!!!:



THEN LISTEN UP CAUSE I THINK I GOT A SOLUTION! I HAD ENOUGH OF LISTENING TO YOU ALL! TIME FOR YOU TEACHERS TO LISTEN TO US! XDDD!


Well Kind hearted government! Please listen to us!
'IT' Is the answer! :DDDD



ALRIGHT NOT THAT COMPLICATED THOUGH!...but yeah IT!!! The future of the world!!!


Well yeah~! Imagine how easy it would be without us Having to use our precious little hands to write till our hands bleed!!!(Alright not that bad)...And teachers also will benefit!..They don't have to talk haha! They can use all mouth Energy for something else!(Alright you little kids,stop thinking other way around)...Anyway yeah! it would be such a great investment from the goverment! Kids won't be that lazy as they used to be! Teachers will have more energy to do better things! AND ALL OF US WILL BE HAPPY! A WIN WIN SITUATION EH? Yeah i know!..So please make a change and we will change out ways...i think :)...What do you think? XD


Like what one great person said 'the world is revolved around IT,Not talking'...Alright that was made up! Anyhow! it's still the same! IT FOR THE FUTURE!..Think of the kids! *pity face*..Don't want them going out in the future with paper and pencil eh? =)

First day of High school!...With girls!

So,it's the first day of highschool...In A co ED School! Can it get any better? :D...Wowie! Time for the ladies! Getting thier numbers,Making flirty faces at them..Oh yeah! Good days!..But,Like most of us guys...We tend to get nervous And kinda do stupid tricks around them...Trust me! i Know the feeling(When through it before ;D )...

Alright this how it started..So it was the first day of high School for me(OBVIOUSLY!)..And six years in an ALL BOYS SCHOOL!...Really did make me lose my touch with the female gender *blush*,So..As what most of us dumbos would do..We would act way out of our ownself..i remember i used to be a jock which equals to Tough build! But those hot young chicks..i don't know what they Have with them! But they kinda like hypnotist me! I started to act soft! Which kinda post a few questions mark on my manliness! :O

And so i Countinued with this way!~ And nope! It didn't work! I got considered a softy! No guys like to be called a softy!...only certain guys -i'm not saying names-...And yeah! with god's will! I finally realise those female twirps waren't really that special! :D...They Are worst then boys *hate to say it*...But the girls here really control the boys! Wow! it's incredible!..If i could only control them...hmmm...Alright too much imaginative now! So i'm telling you Guys out there! Be yourself! girls are not god or something! thier same as us!!! :DDD..So go out grab a girl and smooch her right now! ;)...

Hope you all would like to share you stories! :D