Well people!..I'm finally back with a new post!..Like finally!!..And today's post are for guys on how to get freaking girls..So for those who don't have the confidence,the one's that hide in their closet like a week and go to school with a paper back when a girl just like said 'hi' to them or the usual 'sweaty armpits' ;)...Then follow this tips to be a chick magnate and be on your way to getting that coveted title 'douche' ;)
Alright number 1 tip,always talk with your mouth full in front of a girl..Oh yes!..Your parents were wrong with that whole 'Eat with your mouth close,it's rude talking with your mouth open'..Those were the 60s..Now it's the 21st century...Girls have changed...Yes,girls think talking with your mouth full is hot!..Seeing all those scrumptous crumbs being digested by the enzymes ;)
Second tip is,Always...And i mean Always!!! compliment a girl's 'assets'...It makes her feel noticed and proud if guys compliment on their assets..Cause seriously..Why would they go through all that trouble fitting into those small clothes with their big tummy in their way?..It's not worth going through all those trouble...Give it a touch or two for extra kick ;)
Third tip is simple,give her what i normally call 'the pedo eyes'..The trick is very simple...Just look at her and give here your best sexy smile and elevate your Eyebrow(either side acceptable) and your on your way to getting a slushie in your face..That's a way of showing you that she's fan of glee ;)
Fourth tip is the simplest of them all..THE CRYING TRICK...All you need is an area full of girls and a great amount of onions and bam...You will be getting girls all over you!..wasn't that just simple? ^^
That's all for now people...Follow this tips and be on your way to getting the girls of your dreams :D
