Just the way you are!

Hmm don't mind the title as i Think that's just crap!..Nobody likes a person as they are this days?..Like come on!..Which century is Bruno Mars from?..Well maybe the medieval age probably it was possible..But well for me..That's all gone now baby!..So here's a tip to overcome this problem..RULE NUMBER 1 AND ONLY RULE!...This isn't laughing matter so don't laugh cause my eyes are everywhere...Yeah!..So don;t mess with me yo!...Anyway back to where i was suppose to be..THE 5 C'S!..Yes the 5C's is an important step you have to take to attract your love...Babe..Doll..Hunny bunch...Flower bunch...Woody..And also supposedly pet names(Which is just so suckish)...Alright the 1st C!...That is a car!..Yeah a car,Like come on..Whoever takes the bus this days?..It's tiring,Uncool,lame and makes you skin all..Like how girls say 'EWWWIEEEE!!!'(Terms only available in hot countries like Malaysia And Singapore)..2nd C Is Condominium..I don't know who's stupid enough to choose a condo instead of house but yeah a condominium where all those lovely quarreling and nagging happens(Been there!)..The stuff magic happens!!..And speaking about magic and condo...The 3rd C would definitely need those two big big 'words'...Well this is considered unrated and i might be ban if my parents do ever see this But here goes...*deep breath*...CONDOM!!...There i said it!..Time to privatize this blog now :p...In this world of overpopulation,this rubberish thingy is definitely an Essential item for those In China(One child Policy) And Singapore where I don't think Kids barely see their parents :P who are in need of having some mega awesome time!..BOOYAH!!..Alright before this turns into a sex topic..NEXT!...Fourth c Is cash..I like to refer to the asian term 'No money No talk'...Yeah money makes the world go around and if you don't have it..Just -censored- OFF!..I don't have time for you!..You got nothing on you..Tsk tsk tsk..Oh how i miss the days Seashells and barter system was in use :P..Guys those days..Damn lucky! :P...And the very last C To end my super boring post today is a career...This days the jobs like doctors and Engineers are like how should i say this 'Chick magnets'..Just say the magic word and boom!..You very well have someone to have a drink with you to end the night(You might have to pay though)..So yeah kids!..Jobs are important this days!..Is not what you enjoy but what you need to get into someone's pants this days..So kids,the moral of the story?..We are all Bit*****!!! Muahahahahahahaha