So,Well...umm...Oh yeah! I got a girlfriend! Yes i know! And i think she's like the greatest in the world,She shuts up no matter what i say! I can see her everyday! And i mean EVERYDAY! And she looks beautiful especially with that 'nike' Type of tattoo on her body!..Her name is 'ball' Yes She plays with me everyday! No matter what time,And guess what.Even i leave her with some dudes on the field she doesn't seem to cheat on me! (Yeah i know i'm just to Irresistible)..But that on that very thursday she cheated on me! I was playing with her with some guys,She was rolling to me and i was about to kick her(Yeah she loves my kicks ;D)..
But somehow she turn the other way at the playground and i mis kick and fell right into an pothole!(yeah it was embarrasing)...I never felt so hurt in my life! Not only my leg got sprained!...But my heart broke into pieces!...So now,i can't play with her for a few weeks due to my leg.Although she says she's sorry but i don't know...Should i?..I will never forget that sad day *plays sad song*...To dramatic?
Yeah i know that was really really random! Haha sorry..To be true...I don't have a girl...Yeah i'm a loner! What?..get a girl at school?...Are you serious!...They are evil!...Haven't you even looked at their eyes?..*Shivers*..I've seen them pull out books from their bags!..And i think i even saw lip gloss,Mirrors And The much Dangerous tool..the 'comb'..I warn you guys! Never ever get near a girl's school bag! They can put thier hand in the bag and take it out with nothing..Turn it Upside down and bam A damn Bowling ball Rolls out of it!..So yeah i've Warn you Guys beware!
Anyway,We learned Science that day in school about reproduction!!*drools*..Oh sorry fantasying for a while there...I'M A PEDO AND PROUD OF IT! Haha take That Kanyaw! :P..And yes i'm a dude! = ='...Alright back to the topic,i don't about the girls but i think there were abit more excited that us perverted guys!They literally pulled all thier chairs up front of class as near as possible! Making no room for us guys at all!...Ooo...Dirty minded freaks after all eh? Damn,they make us pedo's look back! That's it! I'm going back to culinary school! :P
Oh yeah,have you ever had a problem with girls?...Well guess it's your lucky day if you read this! This is Brendan's Tips to getting a girl! ;)...Alright guys step 1,Whatever you do! Never act soft around them! Because they might like you but they might manipulate you! You know girls? Always trying to be higher rank then us guys who were born to be! *no offense girls* :P..Next if a girl ever hits you..Hit her back! Most guys thing they will like you for your 'gentlemaness'..But guess what? Not all do! Some like rough guys! ;) (Don't think negatively alright? :P)...Third is instead of getting them some flowers or those stuff you see in the movies,Get them some tissues..You know the weather here is really hot..Something which they will most of the day use...Trust me! I've seen girls that use it for the whole school period..Example?..my deskmate! XD...
Hmm,that's all the tips for now! Trust me guys! Follow this first few tips and you will be on your way to a chick magnet!...Oh yeah make sure you put perfume,Cause you guys can't be manly if you aren't..Only certain people like me can put it on~! So yeah put perfume and girls will finally understand your feminine side and girls will start to treat you like a girl and you will be a chick magnet!..See?..so easy! :D
I've made a song for the girl of my dreams by the way!...See this,
'Hey missy!..What are you doing?...Why you showing me all that cleavage when you got none?
I can take it no more But i think your just gross so i got only one thing to tell you!!!.....PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!...I've already got my body to look at! I don't need another one! You look me in the eyes like some hooker,What you want from me? I'm just a kid and i don't have experience yet..So back off And 'PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON'...
Yeah that's still half of it..I suck at making songs so back off people! I'm still writing it! :p
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